:59:00
Uh...
:59:02
would you tell me
what the truth is?
:59:05
Yes. I have a guardian.
:59:07
I see. Now, what
sort of man is he?
:59:09
Oh, he's tall
and very skinny.
:59:12
He always walks with a cane,
and he's bald up here.
:59:16
But he has a lovely fringe
of white hair all around.
:59:19
- All around?
- Uh-huh.
:59:21
Sounds perfectly stunning.
:59:23
Oh, don't you make fun of him.
I love him very much.
:59:26
- When I get out of college, I'm going to live with him.
- Huh?
:59:29
- You are?
- Yes.
:59:31
But it's a surprise. He doesn't know it yet.
I have it all planned.
:59:35
I'm going to read aloud to him
and plump his pillows...
:59:38
and warm up his slippers...
:59:40
and always make sure he wears
his galoshes when he goes out.
:59:43
From the way you describe him...
:59:45
I don't think he'll be going out very often.
:59:48
Oh, well. He's not a boy anymore.
:59:51
That is, uh,
probably true. Uh-
:59:54
Does he ever come
to see you?
:59:58
- No.
- Well, why not?
1:00:02
Well, he doesn't care
anything about me really.
1:00:05
Oh. Now, I'm sure he does.
1:00:07
Oh, I just pretend. One must have
somebody to love, you know.
1:00:13
So I make believe
that he really cares.
1:00:15
- Maybe he does care, more than you think.
- Oh, he does, huh?
1:00:19
I write to him all the time whenever
I get lonely. He doesn't even read my letters.
1:00:23
- How do you know?
- He throws them in the wastebasket.
1:00:26
He does no such thing.
I mean, I, uh, uh, don't think he does.
1:00:29
Then why
doesn't he ever answer?
1:00:33
Dropsy.
Probably can't hold a pencil.
1:00:36
Oh la la.
1:00:39
Hey, you.
1:00:43
Oh. It's only you, Professor.
I was gonna punch somebody in the nose.
1:00:46
- Hey, Julie. We missed a dance.
- Oh. Sorry, Jimmy.
1:00:49
This is Mr. Pendleton.
He's not a professor.
1:00:51
- Oh.
- Mr. Pendleton, Jimmy McBride.
1:00:53
- How do you do?
- How do you do, sir? Natural mistake, of course.
1:00:55
- Of course.
- Come on, Julie. They're gonna do "Sluefoot."
1:00:58
Oh, good.
Excuse us, UncleJervis.