:20:01
And if I were a banner I'd wave
:20:04
Ask me how do I feel
:20:07
Little me with my quiet upbringing
:20:12
Well, sir, all I can say
:20:15
Is if I were a gate I'd be swinging
:20:21
And if I were a watch
I'd start poppin' my springs
:20:28
Or if I were a bell
I'd go ding dong ding dong ding
:20:36
Ask me how do I feel
:20:38
From this chemistry lesson I'm learning
:20:42
- Chemistry?
- Yeah, chemistry!
:20:44
All I can say is if I were a bridge
I'd be burning
:20:51
Yes, I knew my morale would crack
:20:55
From the wonderful way that you looked
:20:59
Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack
:21:03
Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked
:21:06
Ask me how do I feel
:21:09
Ask me now that we're fondly caressing
:21:14
Pal, if I were a salad
I know I'd be splashing my dressing
:21:22
Ask me how to describe
this whole beautiful thing
:21:29
Well, if I were a bell
I'd go ding dong ding dong
:21:36
Ding