:03:00
seek no more.
:03:01
I will show you the best value
in Greenwich Village.
:03:04
- Come along with me.
- Wait a minute. Who are you?
:03:07
Allow me to introduce myself.
Im Appopolous.
:03:10
Papa Appopolous
to my children on Barrow Street.
:03:14
How do you do?
:03:15
I am Eileen Sherwood
and this is my sister, Ruth.
:03:17
- Of the Ohio Sherwoods.
- Of course.
:03:20
Now, where is this sanctuary?
:03:23
Due south.
:03:30
Here we are, darlings.
:03:32
The pride of Barrow Street,
the Appopolous Arms.
:03:36
You mean you...
:03:40
- Is the apartment very high up?
- Up?
:03:43
Down.
:03:53
Youll be crazy about it.
:03:55
Here we are, darlings, all righty.
:03:58
Your luggage, please. Your luggage. Please.
:04:03
Isnt this exactly
what youve been dreaming about?
:04:06
My dear young ladies, this is the best value
you can get for your money in New York.
:04:10
Architecture, neighbourhood.
:04:13
Thank you, llI have it fixed.
:04:15
- It isnt too bad, Ruth.
- Too bad?
:04:18
Let me point out
a few salient features of this studio.
:04:21
A: It is summer.
:04:26
B: It is exactly 30 degrees cooler down here.
:04:30
Cooler? Lts musty enough to hang venison.
:04:34
Note the exquisite imitation fireplace...
:04:37
the magnificent day beds.
:04:39
And look here, there is even a piano.
:04:45
Id never have known without an autopsy.
:04:47
And here is a model kitchenette...
:04:50
complete in every detail.
:04:53
And here is a luxurious bathroom.
:04:59
What fiend designed this?