:18:00
Wait a minute, Im getting it.
:18:08
Ive a good mind to tell Annie on you.
:18:12
Bet you carried on plenty in Kansas City.
:18:13
I sure did see a lot of things
I never did see before.
:18:17
I got to Kansas City on a Fridy.
:18:20
By Sattidy I larned a thing or two.
:18:24
For up to then I didnt have an idy
:18:28
Of whut the modren world was comin to.
:18:31
I counted twenty gas buggies
goin by theirsels
:18:35
Almost evry time I tuck a walk.
:18:39
Nen I put my ear to a Bell Telephone,
:18:42
and a strange womern started in to talk!
:18:45
To you?
:18:46
Whut next?
:18:47
Yeah, whut!
:18:48
Whut next?
:18:50
Evrythins up to date in Kansas City.
:18:54
Theyve gone about as fur as they cn go!
:18:57
They went and built
a skyscraper seven stories high--
:19:01
About as high as a buildin orta grow.
:19:05
Evrythins like a dream in Kansas City
:19:09
Its better than a magic lantern show.
:19:12
Y cn turn the radiator on
whenever you want some heat,
:19:16
With evry kind o comfort
evry house is all complete,
:19:19
You cn walk to the privies in the rain
an never wet your feet--
:19:23
Theyve gone about as fur as they cn go!
:19:26
Yes, sir! Theyve gone
about as fur as they cn go!
:19:31
Evrythings up to date in Kansas City.
:19:34
Theyve gone about as fur as they cn go!
:19:38
They got a big theayter
they call a burleekew.
:19:41
Fer fifty cents you cn see a dandy show.
:19:44
Gals?
:19:45
One of the gals was fat and pink
and pretty,
:19:49
As round above as she was round below.
:19:52
I could swear that she was padded
from her shoulder to her heel,
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And then she started dancing
and her dancing made me feel