:54:03
Open it, cant you?
:54:09
What do you want?
:54:12
I got through with my business
up there at the house.
:54:15
I just thought Id pay a call.
:54:18
- You got a gun, I see.
- Thats right.
:54:21
Its a Colt .45.
:54:29
Say, now. That pink picture...
:54:33
... thats a naked woman, aint it?
:54:35
Plumb stark naked as a jaybird.
:54:38
That aint a thing to
what I could show you.
:54:42
Hey, thats a good-looking rope.
:54:45
Feels good, too.
:54:51
Thats a good strong hook
you got there, Jud.
:54:58
You know what?
:54:59
You could hang yourself on that.
:55:01
- I could what?
- You could hang yourself.
:55:05
Yes, sir.
:55:06
Easy as rolling off a log.
:55:08
Why, in five minutes or less,
with good luck...
:55:12
- ... you could be dead as a doornail.
- What do you mean by that?
:55:15
And then folks would come
to your funeral...
:55:18
... and theyd sing sad songs.
Why, they would.
:55:22
You never know how many people
like you till youre dead.
:55:27
Youd be laid out in a parlor,
all decked out in your best suit...
:55:31
... your hair combed down slick,
high, starched collar...
:55:34
... and lots of pretty flowers all around you.
:55:37
- Would there be flowers, you think?
- And palms, too, all around your coffin.
:55:43
Folks would gather round,
and men would bare their heads...
:55:47
... the women would sniffle softly,
some probably even faint...
:55:50
... the ones that took a shine to you
whilst you were alive.
:55:53
What women ever took a shine to me?
:55:55
Why, lots of women,
only they never come right out...
:55:59
... and tell you how they feel
unless you die first.