Oklahoma!

:26:02

What am I offered for this one?

:26:05

Anybody just ate?

:26:07

I’ll give two bits.

:26:08

- Two bits.
- Four bits.

:26:10

Four bits.

:26:11

I’ve heard enough bits,
let’s hear a mouthful.

:26:16

Hello, young fellow.

:26:18

Well, Mr. Hakim...

:26:19

... I hear you got engaged to Ado Annie.

:26:21

- Well--
- Well, nothing!

:26:23

I don’t know what to call you.
Ain’t pretty enough for a skunk.

:26:26

Ain’t skinny enough for a snake.

:26:28

Too low to be a man and too big
to be a mouse. I reckon you’re a rat.

:26:32

That’s logical.

:26:33

Answer me one question.
Do you really love her?

:26:36

’Cause if I thought you didn’t, I’d tie you
in that bag and drop you in the river.

:26:40

- Are you serious about her?
- I am.

:26:41

Do you worship the ground
she walks on, like I do?

:26:44

You’d better say “yes”.

:26:45

Yes. Yes.

:26:48

Would you spend every cent
you had for her?

:26:50

That’s what I did.

:26:52

See the bag? Full of presents.

:26:54

Cost $50.

:26:56

All I had in the world.

:26:58

- If you had that $50--
- I’d have Ado Annie, and you’d lose her.

:27:01

Yeah, I’d lose...

:27:06

Let’s see what you got in the bag.

:27:09

Might want to buy something.

:27:12

- What would you want with them?
- I’m a peddler, ain’t I?

:27:17

What a beautiful hot water bag.

:27:21

Looks French. It must have cost you plenty.

:27:24

I’ll give you $8.

:27:25

$8? That wouldn’t be honest.
I only paid $3.50.

:27:28

All right! I said I’d give you $8. I will.

:27:32

That’s a crackerjack!

:27:34

Take your hands off that.
That was for our wedding night.

:27:38

It don’t fit you so good. I’ll give you $22.

:27:41

All right, $22.50. Not a cent more.

:27:45

Mighty dainty!

:27:47

$15.

:27:49

Let’s see, now.
$22 and $8 is $30 and $15 is $45...

:27:54

... and 50 cents is $45.50.

:27:56

$45.50.