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I was a lad, I was gloomy and sad as
I was from the day I was born!
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When other babes giggled and gurgled
and wiggled I proudly was loudly forlorn!
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My friends and my family looked at me
clammily, thought there was something amiss!
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When others found various antics
hilarious, all I could manage was this!
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or this!
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or this!
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or this!
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My father, he shouted
He needs to be clouted.
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His teeth on a
wreath I'll hand him!
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My mother she cried as
she rushed to my side.
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You're a brute! and you
don't understand him!
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So they sent for a witch
with a terrible twitch
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to ask how my
future impressed her.
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She took one look
at me and cried he...
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hee hee hee.. he?
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What else could he
be but a jester?
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A jester? A jester?
A funny idear a jester!
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No butcher, no baker,
no candlestick maker
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and me with the look of a fine
undertaker impressed her...
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as a jester?
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But where could I learn any comical
turn that was not in a book on the shelf?
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No teacher to take me to mold me
and make me a merry mad fool or an elf!
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But I'm proud to recall that in no
time at all with no other recourses
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but my own resources with firm
application and determination...
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I made a fool of myself!
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I found a bow and arrow
and I learned to shoot.
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I found a little horn
and I learned to too.
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Now I can shoot and
too, ain't I cute?
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(no end of song)