1:31:07
Frankly, I don't know.
1:31:10
Well, maybe I do.
1:31:13
Do you know how to
lift your ratings...
1:31:15
from 4.2 to 51.7?
1:31:20
You need... Now hold on
to your hat, my friend...
1:31:26
You need a whole
new personality.
1:31:31
A new personality?
Frankly, thas impossible.
1:31:35
Now, wait just a moment.
1:31:38
For instance, do you have a pet?
1:31:40
My wife and I have a Siamese cat.
1:31:44
Beanie?
1:31:48
My public love dogs.
1:31:51
One pitch with a hound
is worth 10000 words.
1:31:55
That mutt didn't do Roosevelt
any harm, did it?
1:31:58
Dick Nixon either.
1:32:01
I'm sure you're right.
1:32:03
How about a nickname?
1:32:08
Only dishonest thing about Curly
is the way he combs his hair.
1:32:13
Curly, thas rather amusing.
1:32:16
See? You've got a sense of humour
about that fine head of skin.
1:32:22
No hard feelings now,
we're talking television.
1:32:25
Don't press your lips together,
it gives you a kind of sissy look.
1:32:29
Keep your mouth relaxed
so you can say...
1:32:35
Once in a while.
1:32:39
It sounds crazy to you.
1:32:41
No, I realise is a new technique
I've got to face. Thas why I came.
1:32:46
Thas a boy, Curly.
You just put yourself in my hands.
1:32:50
I'll have them loving him.
1:32:52
I mean loving him.
1:32:55
You know, thas just what he did
for Vitajex.
1:32:58
He ought to be in the cabinet.