A King in New York
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if he's uncertain?
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But with OXYTONE Toothpaste
he has confidence and control,

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for OXYTONE Toothpaste
is the breath of violets.

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OXYTONE will arrest decay,
remove yellow film

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and restore teeth
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you'll never fret,
if you use OXYTONE Toothpaste.

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You know,
you're giving me a terrific complex.

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Really?
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I thought you were crazy,
but now I'm positive.

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I thought you liked crazy people.
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Yes, but how can you suddenly
branch off into toothpaste?

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It must be an association of ideas.
Tomorrow I go to my dentist.

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How boring.
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Most boring!
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You know, you really are funny.
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You think so?
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I must tell you some of my jokes.
Naughty ones!

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Yes, can't we join
in the conversation?

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Well, we were discussing dentists.
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I loathe when you're helpless,
your mouth full of instruments,

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and they answer the telephone.
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- For example, do you mind?
- Not at all.

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Just to illustrate.
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You see, will you open
your mouth, please?

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When you're in this position,
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invariably the phone rings.
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He answers it. You can't move.
He treats you like a drain pipe.

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For the last hour and a half you've
been entertained by King Shahdov

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on Ann Kay's Real Life
Surprise Party.

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This is Station KXPA.
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Still up?
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- I haven't slept a wink.
- Indeed?

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Your Majesty! After your positive
refusal to appear on television,

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to see you reciting Hamlet,
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putting knives and sugar tongs
down that wretched woman's throat!

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Are you mad?
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After what I saw, Your Majesty,
perhaps I am.

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- You saw me on television?
- It's all so insane.


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