:35:01
Honey, this is His Majesty...
:35:04
pardon me, King,
what is your last name?
:35:07
That's it, King Shahdov!
:35:09
How do you do?
:35:11
Could I have your autograph
for my little boy?
:35:13
Yes, by all means.
Have you a piece of paper?
:35:17
I only have a Kleenex.
:35:18
That'll do.
A pen?
:35:20
No, I don't have a pen.
:35:22
How do you expect a man
to write if you ain't got a pen?
:35:28
I sure hope
it doesn't ruin your pen.
:35:32
Sir, can I have
your autograph please?
:35:40
Will you let us have the details?
:35:42
- More mail, Sir.
- Take them in the next room.
:35:49
That telephone's been
ringing for a week now.
:35:51
We haven't had a moment's peace.
:35:53
We'll let you know in due course.
:35:54
Juniper Eyewash Company offering
$5,000 to appear on their program.
:35:59
- Juniper what?
- Eyewash.
:36:00
Here's an offer
from King's Lager Beer.
:36:02
The answer is no.
King's Lager Beer!
:36:08
Very well,
I'll take it in the next room.
:36:12
Come in!
:36:26
Your Majesty, my name's Johnson.
:36:27
Advertising Rep for Crown Cheese.
:36:29
For 2 words that won't take
more than 40 seconds of your time,
:36:34
Crown Cheese will give you $10,000
to appear on television.
:36:37
All you have to do is spread
Crown Cheese on a piece of toast,
:36:40
take a bite, say ''yum, yum''
and $10,000 are yours.
:36:47
Show this gentleman to the door.
:36:49
Are you crazy?
$10,000 for 2 words?
:36:51
You don't have to memorize them,
they'll be on a blackboard!
:36:56
This way, Sir.