:13:04
Good morning.
Send in the next student.
:13:09
What are you worried about?
It's a piece of cake.
:13:15
(Sir Lancelot) Come!
:13:20
Good morning, sir.
I don't want any inane remarks.
:13:23
I've got a touch of the gout
this morning.
:13:26
- I've seen you before, haven't I?
- Yes, sir.
:13:29
- A good doctor never forgets a face.
- That isn't limited to faces, sir.
:13:36
What would you do
if you found me flat on the floor?
:13:39
- Send for a doctor, sir.
- You are a doctor, man!
:13:42
Sorry, sir. That's quite right.
:13:45
Erm... Are you snoring, sir?
:13:48
- I'm breathing heavily.
- Then, I'd tiptoe out again.
:13:52
- People don't sleep on the floor.
- After a strenuous evening...
:13:56
Never mind that. I'm not asleep.
:14:01
- Are you dead, sir?
- I don't know, I'm asking you!
:14:04
- 0h.
- You wouldn't ring an undertaker?
:14:08
No, of course not, sir.
I'd examine you. Feel your heart.
:14:13
- I'm lying on my stomach.
- Are you indeed, sir?
:14:17
Quite a problem.
:14:21
- Feel your pulse?
- My pulse is fine
:14:23
and I've got no broken bones.
:14:25
I am relieved, sir. Then,
I would cover you with a blanket
:14:29
and send for an ambulance.
:14:31
And leave me on this cold floor
with my backside full of splinters,
:14:35
covered with a rug
the cat's had kittens on?
:14:38
I should ruddy well think so!
You'd pick me up, wouldn't you?
:14:42
We'd both end up on the floor, sir.
:14:44
Try and pick me up. They teach you
that in the Boy Scouts.
:14:48
This isn't the type of picking up
I'm good at. I wasn't in the Scouts.
:14:52
Well, have a go. See what you can do.
:14:54
Yes, sir.
:14:56
(Tony groans)
:14:58
Come on, man. Get on with it.