:59:05
Sitting alone and crying?
:59:07
Yowling like a drowning cat.
:59:12
- ls it still your wife?
- Yes, l haven't found her.
:59:16
lt's hell with women
and hell without.
:59:19
Best to kill them
while the fun lasts.
:59:23
Nagging and pig's swill.
:59:25
Babies wetting themselves.
:59:27
Scratches and abuse.
:59:30
A witch for a mother-in-law.
:59:32
And when you get into bed--
:59:35
A new song.
:59:36
Tears and whining.
:59:40
- ''Why don't you kiss me?''
- ''Why don't you sing?''
:59:44
''You don't love me any longer!''
:59:46
''You haven't seen my new dress!''
:59:49
- ''All you do is snore!''
- Oh, hell.
:59:53
Oh, hell. And now she's gone.
Good riddance!
:59:59
l'll twist their noses
with tongs.
1:00:07
l'll crack their skulls
on the anvil.
1:00:14
He's blubbing again.
1:00:17
Perhaps l love her.
1:00:19
Perhaps! Listen,
you greasy cuckold.
1:00:23
Love is nothing but lust
and cheating and lies.
1:00:31
lt hurts all the same.
1:00:35
Love is the blackest
of all plagues.
1:00:37
But you don't even die of it,
and usually it passes.
1:00:42
No, mine isn't passing.
1:00:44
Of course it will.
1:00:47
Only fools die of love.
1:00:52
lf everything is imperfect
in this world...
1:00:57
love is perfect in its imperfection.