1:25:00
And you needn't chase after her.
Before she leaves I'll infatuate her.
1:25:04
I'll make her fall for someone,
the first stranger that walks in on her...
1:25:08
...the mailman, the plumber,
the window washer.
1:25:11
Pyewacket!
1:25:15
Holy smoke!
1:25:17
Pyewacket, where are you?
1:25:34
I know how it sounds.
I'm under a spell. I'm enchanted.
1:25:36
Sure, it's inconceivable, but it's a fact.
1:25:38
I tell you, there are such things
and they're right here in New York.
1:25:42
-There are?
-Yes.
1:25:44
That girl you know, Gillian Holroyd,
she's one.
1:25:47
A witch?
Shep, you just never learned to spell.
1:25:53
How about those thunderstorms
while you were in college?
1:25:55
Think they were ordinary thunderstorms?
Well, they weren't plain, ordinary....
1:26:01
In the last half-hour,
have you had an urge to go on a vacation?
1:26:05
To get away from it all?
1:26:07
-No, dear, only from you.
-Only from me. That's a good one.
1:26:10
All I want to do,
is to tell you why I'm here.
1:26:14
I have to tell you
something peculiar may happen to you.
1:26:17
And if it does, maybe I can help you.
1:26:19
-If this is your idea of a way to crawl back--
-You think what you like.
1:26:23
Just don't blame me if you're eating
sukiyaki before the week's out.
1:26:31
Naughty cat! Naughty cat!
Gillian's been looking all over for you!
1:26:36
Why can't you understand
that I'm just trying to--
1:26:38
Let me call Dr. Cook.
Maybe he can help you.
1:26:41
A doctor? I'm not crazy, Merle!
1:26:43
I may sound like a lunatic,
but I'm not crazy!
1:26:45
I'm not trying to whip up any old passion,
so you don't--
1:26:48
It's the exterminator. Can he come in?
1:26:51
-Yes, dear.
-No.
1:26:53
I wouldn't let him come in here
if I were you.
1:26:55
-Why not?
-Because he'll seduce you!
1:26:58
-Send him in.
-Yes, ma'am.