:14:03
Sugar
:14:06
Ah, honey, honey
:14:09
You are my candy, girl
:14:13
And you got me wanting you
:14:16
Come on now!
Honey
:14:19
- Honey?
- Yeah.
:14:21
Oh, sugar, sugar
:14:31
Damn it!
I wish I could shit.
:14:33
I don't have the slightest inclination,
but I know what will happen.
:14:35
It's gonna be the first shit
on the lunar surface.
:14:39
- Okay, Al, your turn.
- Excuse me?
:14:41
I don't want to take
any time out on the moon.
:14:43
Go down there
and try to make a poop.
:14:49
Why are you laughing?
You're next.
:14:51
I didn't know that as commander
you had that kind of authority.
:14:54
He thinks he can control
our bowel movements.
:14:56
On family trips, didn't your mother
make you go before you left?
:14:59
This is the longest damn vacation
you boys have ever been on...
:15:02
and in this vehicle
I am your mother.
:15:04
I want you to work at it.
I'm serious.
:15:08
I'll see what I can do.
:15:10
Fortunately, at this point,
we had time to debate such issues.
:15:13
I'm sure you're dying to know
how it all turned out.
:15:16
Once again, this is Emmett Seaborn.
:15:19
Those of you who have been
with us all night...
:15:22
are going to see
quite a treat.
:15:24
No, they didn't broadcast
my bowel movement around the world.
:15:28
In fact,
they didn't broadcast much at all.
:15:30
Here's where my bad luck
with the TV cameras comes in.
:15:32
The color camera aboard Apollo 12
is a substantial improvement...
:15:36
over the black-and-white unit
Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin had...
:15:39
at the Sea of Tranquility.
:15:42
Conrad and Bean are setting up now.
:15:45
Oh, boy.
Look at that.
:15:47
I was in charge of setting up
the TV camera on the tripod...
:15:51
so that those people who stayed up
all night to see a rerun...
:15:56
could watch us on the moon.
:15:59
This would have worked out great
had I not accidentally done something...