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:06:03
- Johnnie, the doctors explained...
- I know, I know.

:06:07
I have acrophobia
which gives me vertigo, and I get dizzy.

:06:11
Boy... what a moment to find out I had it.
:06:14
Well, there's no losing it.
There's no one to blame, so why quit?

:06:18
You mean sit behind a desk?
Chairborne.

:06:21
- Where you belong.
- What about my acrophobia? What...?

:06:25
Suppose I'm sitting
in this chair behind the desk

:06:28
and a pencil falls to the floor,
I reach down to pick it up,

:06:32
- bingo, my acrophobia's back.
- Oh, Johnnie-o.

:06:36
Well, what'll you do?
:06:38
I'm not going to do anything for a while.
:06:42
I'm a man of independent means,
as the saying goes.

:06:46
- Fairly independent.
- Mm.

:06:48
- Why don't you go away for a while?
- You mean to forget?

:06:52
Oh, Midge, don't be so motherly.
I'm not going to crack up.

:06:57
Have you had any dizzy spells
this week?

:06:59
I'm having one right now.
:07:02
The music, don't you think it's sort of...
:07:05
Oh.
:07:08
What's this doohickey?
:07:12
It's a brassiere.
:07:14
You know about those things,
you're a big boy now.

:07:17
I've never run across one like that.
:07:19
It's brand-new. Revolutionary uplift.
No shoulder straps, no back straps

:07:24
but it does everything
a brassiere should do.

:07:27
It works like a cantilever bridge.
:07:30
It does?
:07:32
Aircraft engineer down the peninsula
designed it,

:07:35
worked it out in his spare time.
:07:37
Kind of a hobby.
:07:39
Oh. A do-it-yourself type thing.
:07:44
How's your love life, Midge?
:07:46
That's following a train of thought.
:07:50
Well...
:07:51
Normal.
:07:53
Aren't you ever gonna get married?
:07:56
You know there's only one man for me.
:07:58
You mean me.

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