1:16:01
Bon voyage.
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- Look at all that silverware.
- Trophies.
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You know. Skeet shooting,
dog breeding, water polo.
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Isn't water polo terribly dangerous?
1:16:15
I'll say. l had two ponies
drowned under me.
1:16:18
Where's your shell collection?
1:16:20
Yes, of course.
Where could they have put it?
1:16:22
You see, on Thursdays
I'm sort of lost around here.
1:16:25
- What's on Thursdays?
- It's the crew's night off.
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- You mean we're alone on the boat?
- Completely.
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I've never been completely alone
with a man in the middle of the night,
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- in the middle of the ocean.
- Oh, it's perfectly safe.
1:16:38
We're anchored.
The ship's in shipshape shape.
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The coastguard will call
if any icebergs appear.
1:16:44
It's not the icebergs.
1:16:45
But certain men would try to
take advantage of a situation like this.
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- You're flattering me.
- Of course, I'm sure you're a gentleman.
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It's not that. It's just that I'm harmless.
1:16:57
- Harmless? How?
- l don't know how to put it,
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but I've got this thing about girls.
1:17:02
- What thing?
- They just sort of leave me cold.
1:17:06
You mean, like, frigid?
1:17:07
Well, it's more like a mental block.
1:17:10
When I'm with a girl,
it does absolutely nothing to me.
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- Have you tried?
- Have l. I'm trying all the time.
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See? Nothing.
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- Nothing at all?
- Complete washout.
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- That makes me feel just awful.
- My dear, it's not your fault.
1:17:33
Now and then Mother Nature
throws somebody a dirty curve.
1:17:36
Something goes wrong inside.
1:17:38
- You mean you can't fall in love?
- Not any more.
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l was in love once,
but I'd rather not talk about it.
1:17:44
- Would you like a little cold pheasant?
- What happened?
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- l don't want to bore you.
- You couldn't possibly.
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Well...
1:17:52
lt was my freshman year at Princeton.
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There was this girl. Her name was Nellie.
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Her father was
the vice president of Hupmobile.
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She wore glasses, too.