1:27:02
Congratulations. Who's the lucky girl?
1:27:05
l am.
1:27:11
What?
1:27:12
Osgood proposed to me.
We're planning a June wedding.
1:27:18
What are you talking about?
You can't marry Osgood.
1:27:22
- Do you think he's too old for me?
- Jerry, you can't be serious.
1:27:26
Why not? He keeps
marryin' girls all the time.
1:27:30
But... you're not a girl. You're a guy.
1:27:32
And why would a guy
wanna marry a guy?
1:27:34
Security.
1:27:37
- Jerry, lie down. You're not well.
- Stop treatin' me like a child.
1:27:40
- I'm not stupid. l know there's a problem.
- I'll say there is.
1:27:44
His mother. We need her approval. But
I'm not worried because l don't smoke.
1:27:51
- Jerry, there's another problem.
- Like what?
1:27:54
- Like your honeymoon.
- We've been discussing that.
1:27:58
He wants to go to the Riviera,
but l kinda lean towards Niagara Falls.
1:28:06
Jerry, you're outta your mind.
You can't get away with this.
1:28:09
l don't expect it to last.
I'll tell him the truth when the time comes.
1:28:13
- Like when?
- Like right after the ceremony.
1:28:16
Then we get a quick annulment,
he makes a nice settlement on me
1:28:19
and l keep gettin' those
alimony cheques every month.
1:28:26
Jerry, listen to me.
1:28:28
There are laws, conventions.
It's just not been done.
1:28:32
Joe, this may be my last chance
to marry a millionaire.
1:28:35
Jerry, will you take my advice?
Forget about the whole thing, will you?
1:28:39
Just keep telling yourself you're a boy.
1:28:43
- I'm a boy.
- That's the boy.
1:28:46
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a...
1:28:50
l wish l were dead.
I'm a boy. Boy, oh boy, am l a boy.
1:28:54
What about my engagement present?
1:28:56
- What engagement present?
- Osgood gave me a bracelet.