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Hey!
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Hey, Lord? Can you hear me
up there, Jesus?
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You didn't think we'd forget
your birthday, did you?
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There you are, Jesus. And if I had
any more, you'd be welcome to it.
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- Thank you, brother.
-
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The Bible says "Never let your left hand
know what your right hand is doing."
:04:22
What's your beef, mister?
You ashamed of bein' a Christian?
:04:26
I see. You think religion is for suckers
and easy marks and mollycoddles, huh?
:04:31
You think Jesus was some kind
of a sissy, eh? Let me tell you,
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Jesus wouldn't be afraid to walk in here
or any speakeasy to preach the gospel.
:04:38
Jesus had guts! He wasn't afraid
of the whole Roman army.
:04:42
Think that quarterback's
hot stuff? Well, let me tell you,
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Jesus would have made the best little
all-American quarterback in history.
:04:50
Jesus was a real fighter. The best little
scrapper, pound for pound, you ever saw.
:04:55
And why, gentlemen? Love, gentlemen.
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Jesus had love in both fists.
And what is love?
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Love is the mornin' and the evenin' star
that shines on the cradle of the babe.
:05:09
Hey, sinners!
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Love is the inspiration
of poets and philosophers.
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Love is the voice of music.
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I'm talkin' about divine love,
not carnal love.
:05:24
- That was a beautiful sermon, Parson.
-
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- Beautiful.
- Thank you, sister.
:05:30
- I gotta get home to the little woman.
- Here you are, Sister.
:05:33
Merry Christmas. Thank the Lord,
Sister. Thank the Lord.
:05:36
- Gotta go. Gotta catch a rattler.
- Me too.
:05:38
Time to take up a little female
companionship. Wait a minute.
:05:42
That's a swell preacher act you got, pal.
:05:45
I gotta catch a rattler myself. Ed,
we still got the whole night ahead of us.
:05:50
Whatever you do, never lose
that little black address book.
:05:53
Merry Christmas!
:05:57
Mr Gantry?