:17:04
Nope. It won't go in Cheyenne.
:17:06
- No?
- But this is a classic, Mr. Pierce.
:17:08
What's so classy about her running around
with you instead of her husband?
:17:12
But he is so much nicer,
and he lets me do what I want.
:17:15
Last month, the mayor's wife started
running around with a young stud like him...
:17:18
and the mayor shot him stone dead.
There wasn't a man in town...
:17:21
that didn't shake his hand for doing it,
even the sheriff.
:17:25
No, Healy, you can't get away with
making fun out of marriage in Cheyenne.
:17:29
But it's all right to kill people in Cheyenne?
:17:31
Mr. Pierce, why don't you wait
until you see the show...
:17:34
with the pretty costumes
and the orchestra playing...
:17:36
And the customers leaving?
Chew up a little scenery...
:17:39
that's what they want around here:
blood and thunder.
:17:42
If all you got is this fiddle-faddle,
you can pack up and keep going.
:17:45
I don't want you.
:17:48
You're losing your charm, baby.
:17:51
Well, Doc?
:17:53
All right, we'll rehearse later.
:18:18
Tom?
:18:20
- Hi, Angie. Look.
- What?
:18:24
That's what goes here in Cheyenne,
cheap acrobats.
:18:32
Since we can't do La Belle Hélène,
we should do...
:18:36
Mazeppa.
:18:37
That has a lot of blood and thunder,
and a man on a wild horse.
:18:40
- You mean a dummy filled with straw.
- The horse is real.
:18:44
But they see real horses out here
all the time.
:18:47
We should do Mazeppa...
:18:50
but I'll do the ride.
:18:52
- You play a man?
- I play a man.
:18:54
- Come on, it's dangerous.
- Why?
:18:56
They'd have to tie you on the horse,
he might throw you.
:18:58
- We would be a big success.
- Not if you were hurt.