1:09:04
- How's it going out there?
- Why don't you come and take a look?
1:09:08
I will. After this batch,
everybody's on their own.
1:09:11
Go a little easy on that, will you?
1:09:13
- First drink tonight.
- I want you sober.
1:09:15
- I'm sober. Sober as a judge.
- Stay that way.
1:09:19
- How come?
- Guess.
1:09:24
You want a lawn like a golf course,
you gotta work at it.
1:09:27
You know what I hate? Crab grass. I hate it.
1:09:31
I've found the crème de menthe.
I wasn't sure whether we had any left or not.
1:09:34
- What are we girls talking about?
- Girl talk. Sit down.
1:09:39
I like good-looking people. Men and women.
1:09:42
All the girls around here, they all look alike.
1:09:44
They wear tweed skirts, cardigan sweaters,
and pearls. It's dreary.
1:09:47
That Soren character who lives next door...
1:09:50
I think she must wear a girdle
up to her neck.
1:09:54
I can't tell them apart,
like celery and carrots.
1:09:57
- I want to make people happy.
- Felix. What can I do for you?
1:10:00
- Nothing. Thank you very much.
- Surprise?
1:10:02
- Are you happy?
- Yes, thank you.
1:10:06
So the next morning,
the circus owner goes up to the horse...
1:10:09
and he says "What's this I hear
about you and that zebra?"
1:10:12
The horse looks up, he's surprised, he says:
1:10:15
"Zebra? I thought those were pajamas."
1:10:17
I didn't think it was funny
the first time I heard it.
1:10:20
Wait a minute. I got more.
1:10:27
How old is your son now?
1:10:29
- He's the same age as your son.
- That's right.
1:10:32
- Isn't that a nice picture, Margaret?
- Yes.
1:10:35
Larry did a house for the artist
about eight years ago, I think.
1:10:39
Excuse me, Mrs. Gault. Shall we dance?
1:10:45
Larry, tell me something.
What's your secret?
1:10:47
Your lawn, no crab grass.
1:10:49
I've tried six different crab-grass killers
and none of them work.
1:10:52
I even tried this new stuff
that's got 90% chlordane.
1:10:54
Who cares about crab grass?
1:10:56
I don't care if crab grass devours
your whole lawn or this entire community.