1:16:01
- Good night.
- I really had a wonderful time.
1:16:03
- Larry, it was a great party.
- Thank you very much.
1:16:06
- Good night, Margaret.
- Good night.
1:16:09
- Glad you could have come.
- Eve, thank you.
1:16:12
I certainly will, dear. Goodbye.
1:16:14
It's the same with working at home, Larry.
The way you do.
1:16:16
You got a three-minute walk from your
breakfast table to your study. That's living.
1:16:21
And, of course, you also get a chance
to watch the procession.
1:16:27
- What procession is that, Felix?
- The great American marching society.
1:16:30
The Itchy Foot Club. Tramp, tramp, tramp.
1:16:33
You know who's leading
the procession, of course.
1:16:35
- Who?
- A woman.
1:16:38
You don't think much of women,
do you, Felix?
1:16:40
I love them. Every last one of them.
1:16:43
But they're all the same.
They want romance.
1:16:46
There's nothing romantic about the slob
they see shaving in his pajamas.
1:16:49
You and me, Larry,
we're furniture in our own homes.
1:16:52
But if we go next door...
Next door, we're heroes.
1:16:56
A guy like you, works at home, you got
plenty of opportunity for going next door.
1:17:03
Sure. I go next door all the time.
1:17:05
A lovely lady of 60 lives there.
Let's have some coffee, Felix.
1:17:09
Larry, you know what I'm talking about.
Romance. The romance seekers.
1:17:14
They're everywhere,
ready to fall in love at the drop of a hat.
1:17:18
Any place you've got a housewife,
you've got a potential mistress.
1:17:21
How do you know? You're the guy
that doesn't even like a dirty joke.
1:17:24
I'm a realist.
1:17:26
Society says,
"Felix, you're a one-woman man."
1:17:29
I say, "Yes, of course I am."
1:17:31
You want to know something, Larry?
1:17:33
I'm a liar. So are you. So is everybody.
1:17:36
- What are you getting at, Felix?
- Nothing.
1:17:38
I'm just an observer of the human scene.
1:17:42
A guy like you, the blondes
must come flocking from miles around.
1:17:46
Sure, I beat them off with clubs.
1:17:49
Never mind the clubs.
1:17:51
Just make sure they don't leave
any blonde bobby pins around in the car.
1:17:54
Eve's hair is black, remember?
1:17:57
And watch the ashtray.
No lipstick butts that aren't Eve's brand.