1:18:02
Or maybe your particular blonde
doesn't smoke?
1:18:06
You've got the wrong man, Felix.
I'm happily married with two kids.
1:18:09
Sure, we're all happily married
with two kids.
1:18:13
What's that got to do with your blonde?
1:18:15
She's happily married, too,
but maybe with only one kid, huh?
1:18:18
- Love them all.
- What are you doing, Felix?
1:18:21
Me? I'm a respectable ex-butcher,
my conscience is clear.
1:18:25
So is mine. Good night, Felix.
1:18:27
Outraged innocence
is always a good gimmick, Larry...
1:18:31
but the amateur tends to overplay it.
1:18:35
The pro, Larry, is a guy who establishes
a definite behavior pattern at home...
1:18:39
and never deviates from it, but never.
1:18:41
No sly secret glances
when your wife's at the same party...
1:18:45
no trips to the kitchen for a quick kiss.
1:18:48
Kid stuff.
1:18:49
The pro doesn't take any real chances.
1:18:52
You're taking a real chance right now, Felix.
1:18:54
- I'm liable to bust you right in the mouth.
- Are you? I doubt it.
1:18:59
Then you'd have to tell Eve that we were
discussing your blonde, wouldn't you?
1:19:04
And Eve's pretty close
to smelling something in the wind, anyway.
1:19:08
I spotted that worried-wife look on her face
when I came in.
1:19:13
That's why she threw
this little shindig, Larry.
1:19:16
To draw the straying male
back to hearth and home.
1:19:21
Now you take my advice and make love
to her the minute everybody leaves.
1:19:25
- That's enough, Felix.
- Don't worry, Larry...
1:19:27
your secret's safe with me.
1:19:29
I'm just an ex-butcher, pal.
1:19:31
"See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil."
1:19:36
You and your blonde don't have to worry.
1:19:38
You don't know
what the hell you're talking about.
1:19:41
Don't I?
1:19:50
Good night, Larry. Nice party.