1:14:02
We see its gemütlich charm...
1:14:05
and the charm of people like Mrs. Bertholt.
1:14:10
We've got a built-in inferiority complex.
1:14:12
We forgive and forget easy.
1:14:15
We give the other guy
the benefit of the doubt.
1:14:17
That's the American way.
1:14:21
We beat the greatest war machine
since Alexander the Great.
1:14:26
And now the boy scouts take over.
1:14:30
The trouble with you, Colonel,
is you'd like to indict the whole country.
1:14:33
That might be emotionally satisfying
to you...
1:14:36
but it wouldn't be exactly practical,
and hardly fair.
1:14:41
Hardly fair?
1:14:45
"Hare. "
1:14:47
"Hunter. "
1:14:50
"Field. "
1:14:53
That's right, let's be fair.
1:14:56
"The hare was shot by the hunter
in the field. "
1:14:59
It's really quite simple.
1:15:04
Colonel, I think we ought to be going.
1:15:08
Yes, we really shouldn't be discussing this.
1:15:10
No, Judge.
We're fair Americans, and true-blue.
1:15:14
We mustn't do anything that's out of order.
1:15:16
No, sir. We can't do anything
that's out of order.
1:15:23
There are no Nazis in Germany.
Didn't you know that, Judge?
1:15:27
The Eskimos invaded Germany
and took over.
1:15:30
That's how
all those terrible things happened.
1:15:33
It wasn't the fault of the Germans.
It was the fault of those damn Eskimos.
1:15:39
Excuse me.
1:15:42
- Good night, Colonel.
- Good night.
1:15:58
Can I have your attention, please?
I'm sorry to interrupt your dancing.