:22:01
I'd hoped for a Jayne Mansfield,
:22:04
You have much in common
with your grandfather,
:22:07
We're very alike in many ways,
:22:08
Mind you, I'm not mean, He'll stop
that vase out of your wages,
:22:14
It's just as well
you got out of the way, or...
:22:17
It would have been my head
and you would get 10 years,
:22:21
It's still possible,
:22:27
Not only do you
not look like Jayne Mansfield,
:22:30
you're not my idea of a maid either,
:22:32
Well, quite honestly, I don't think
you'd be everybody's idea of a boy,
:22:37
There's something
very fishy about you,
:22:39
I can see you'll have to go -
:22:41
after Mrs Kidder of course,
she's next, depressing creature,
:22:45
- So was Annie,
- Annie?
:22:47
Your predecessor, Thin as a rake
and a shocking cook, Can you cook?
:22:53
I think I've done better than Annie,
:22:57
Grandfather's like that too
and he hates a late dinner,
:23:00
I'd leave the unpacking
if I were you,
:23:02
In that case, you'd better
show me to the kitchen, Alexander,
:23:06
Very well... Jane,
:23:15
Emma!
:23:16
That's him - always shouting,
mostly about money, This way,
:23:20
Emma!
:23:21
They're all waiting
for him to drop dead,
:23:24
Frightful pack of vultures our
family, except possibly Aunt Emma,
:23:28
Who are these vultures?
:23:30
Uncle Harold -
stinking rich and just as mean,
:23:33
Uncle Albert -
deadly dull, poor fellow,
:23:36
Then there's Uncle Cedric,
He paints, but not for art's sake,
:23:39
Last year,
he and one of his models...
:23:44
- Alexander!
- He's like that,
:23:46
- There was an Uncle Edmond,
- Was?
:23:49
Yes, stopped a whole bomb
during the war all by himself,
:23:52
There wasn't another man around
for miles - deserting probably,
:23:56
Who can be held responsible for you?
:23:58
Well put, Mummy's name was Edith,
but she's dead,