:13:02
- She's that blonde lady?
- That's the one.
:13:07
Send papers to East Berlin
with blonde lady in triplicate.
:13:11
- The papers in triplicate or the blonde?
- See what you can do.
:13:14
We are staying at
the Grand Hotel Potemkin.
:13:17
- How about a vodka and Coke?
- No, thank you.
:13:19
We have meeting
with Swiss trade delegation.
:13:22
They sent us 20 carloads of cheese.
Totally unacceptable. Full of holes. Bye.
:13:29
See you round the campus.
:13:47
Ring-a-ding-ding!
:13:58
- What is it?
- It is the overseas operator.
:14:00
You are to stand by for a call from Atlanta.
:14:03
They must have gotten my teletype
about the Russian deal.
:14:07
- It went good?
- Good? Look at this.
:14:09
All virgin territory.
300 million thirsty comrades.
:14:13
Volga boatmen and Cossacks,
Ukrainians and Outer Mongolians.
:14:19
Do you realise what it means?
:14:21
- The stock, it will go up?
- I'll go up.
:14:23
Head of all European operations,
headquarters in London.
:14:27
- May I be the first to congratulate you?
- Should have had that job five years ago.
:14:32
But I got loused up by Benny Goodman.
:14:35
- Benny Goodman?
- I was in charge of the whole Middle East.
:14:38
Nine countries,
15 bottling plants all facing Mecca.
:14:42
Goodman and his band were
coming through on a goodwill tour.
:14:46
30,000 people showed up for the concert.
:14:48
But Benny didn't.
His plane was delayed by a sandstorm.
:14:51
So the mob marched
on the American embassy.
:14:54
So they burned down the Coca-Cola plant.
:14:57
You know it.
:14:59
There was a rhubarb at the home office
and I was exiled to South America.