1:08:00
Isn't that thrilling, darling?
Why didn't you tell me?
1:08:03
But I'm...
1:08:05
I'm not a spy. It's not true.
1:08:06
Makes you think about
those other confessions.
1:08:09
Another hour and they'd have had you
confessing to germ warfare in Laos.
1:08:13
- You did this to me.
- Or was it your communist chums?
1:08:17
We'll tell them it was a trick.
1:08:19
Think they'd believe me,
an imperialist stooge?
1:08:22
- I shall kill you.
- Easy, or you'll end up in the people's ER.
1:08:28
Otto, darling.
What are we going to call the baby?
1:08:38
My dress. What did you do to my dress?
1:08:41
- Schlemmer.
- Yes, sir?
1:08:43
- I'm sorry I didn't shave this morning.
- My dress! It's ruined.
1:08:46
- Any trouble getting out of East Berlin?
- I had trouble in West Berlin.
1:08:50
I was picked up by
an American soldier in a Jeep.
1:08:53
Wanted to take my picture
for something called Playboy.
1:08:56
- Get out of those silly clothes.
- Yes, sir. If I can have my suit?
1:08:59
It's in your office.
1:09:08
And it's going to be such fun shopping.
We need a bassinet and a layette.
1:09:13
And we have to run down to Paris.
1:09:15
They have marvy maternity clothes
at Christian Dior's.
1:09:19
Forget all that.
We can't even afford milk for the baby.
1:09:22
The doctors have a whole new theory.
Milk's the worst thing for babies.
1:09:26
Don't you understand?
I'm through, finished, ausgespielt.
1:09:30
To the communists I'm a spy,
to the Americans I'm a communist.
1:09:34
I've nothing. No home, no job...
1:09:37
- Not even my motorcycle.
- That's tough. All you got is a rich wife.
1:09:41
In January when I'm 18 Daddy's giving me
10,000 shares of Coca-Cola stock.
1:09:45
I'm a worker, not a gigolo.
1:09:47
- I will not take money from you.
- You bet you won't.
1:09:50
When your father finds out
he'll cut you off without a red cent.
1:09:54
- Pardon the expression.
- I guess so.
1:09:57
Daddy has a fit every time I order
anything with Russian dressing.