1:15:01
Cut the schmooze.
Here's what I want you to do.
1:15:04
It has already been done. The young lady
can consider herself unmarried.
1:15:09
Unmarried?!
1:15:10
I managed to liberate that marriage
licence from the files in East Berlin.
1:15:14
It's that damn German efficiency.
That's all I need. An illegitimate baby.
1:15:19
- I beg your pardon?
- Ich bringe die Schuhe.
1:15:21
Unpack them.
1:15:23
Go back to East Berlin and put
that marriage licence back in the file.
1:15:27
- If you say so.
- But first, draw up adoption papers.
1:15:30
- For the baby?
- No, Otto Ludwig Piffl.
1:15:32
We're going to have him
adopted by a real aristocrat.
1:15:35
- Oh, a baron?
- Better.
1:15:37
The men's room attendant
at the Kempinski.
1:15:39
- Who?
- Leave the name blank for now.
1:15:41
Get to work.
1:15:42
Next, shoes. No, no, nothing with tassels.
Those are all right.
1:15:46
Alligator? That's for band leaders.
Those are OK, OK...
1:15:51
- Totally unacceptable. Full of holes.
- Guten Morgen. Reinhardt.
1:15:56
Be right with you.
I'll take those, but not those.
1:15:58
- What have we here?
- Latest styles. All fabrics imported.
1:16:01
They look deported. Too loud, too quiet...
1:16:04
All right, but take the padding out
of the shoulders. That's not bad.
1:16:08
Belt on the back?
That went out with high-button shoes.
1:16:11
- I have some here.
- Take that into the conference room.
1:16:14
I want these in 24 hours.
Where's the morning coat and pants?
1:16:17
- My assistant is bringing them.
- Fit those now.
1:16:19
- Schmuck.
- What did you say?
1:16:21
- Schmuck jewellery.
- Oh.
1:16:24
Come with me. You too.
1:16:29
Sitzen machen.
1:16:30
A strong, healthy girl like you
should be cutting wheat in the Ukraine.
1:16:35
Leave it a little longer on the sides.
Like Sal Mineo.
1:16:38
- Pick two wedding rings.
- Left foot.
1:16:40
- Do you like these?
- Gold? Never.
1:16:42
I prefer the steel of Stalingrad.
1:16:44
You guys are always yakking about
disarmament. Might as well start now.
1:16:48
- Up.
- He's giving you an engagement ring.
1:16:50
- He is?
- I am?
1:16:52
- Too big.
- I assume the gentleman will wear socks.
1:16:54
- Not if I can help it.
- Waist 31.
1:16:57
- Sit down.
- I want this one.
1:16:58
- How much?
- 8,000 Marks.