1:15:01
Cut the schmooze.
Now, listen, Zeidlitz.
1:15:03
Here's what I want you to do.
1:15:04
It has already been done.
Complete success.
1:15:06
The young lady can
consider herself unmarried.
1:15:08
- Unmarried?
- It wasn't easy.
1:15:10
I managed to liberate
that marriage license...
1:15:12
from the files in East Berlin
just like you ordered.
1:15:15
It's that damned
German efficiency.
1:15:16
That's all I need now...
1:15:18
an illegitimate baby
on my hands.
1:15:19
I beg your pardon.
1:15:20
He's bringing the shoes.
1:15:21
Shoes? Unpack them.
Let's see what you've got.
1:15:23
I want you to go back
to East Berlin...
1:15:25
and put that marriage license
right back in the file.
1:15:27
If you say so.
1:15:28
First, I want you
to draw up some adoption papers.
1:15:30
- For the baby?
- No, for Otto Ludwig Piffl.
1:15:32
We're going to
have him adopted...
1:15:33
by a real honest-to-goodness,
blue-blooded aristocrat.
1:15:35
- A baron?
- Better than that.
1:15:37
The guy who's working in
the men's room at the Kempinski.
1:15:38
Leave the name blank.
I haven't made the deal yet.
1:15:41
Now get to work. In there.
1:15:42
Next, shoes.
No, no. Nothing with tassels.
1:15:45
Those are all right.
1:15:46
Alligator?
That's for bandleaders.
1:15:48
Those are OK. OK.
1:15:51
Totally unacceptable.
Full of holes.
1:15:53
Guten Morgen. Reinhardt
from Reinhardt and Reinhardt.
1:15:56
Be right with you. I'll take
those and those but not those.
1:15:58
What have we got here?
1:15:59
Latest English styles.
All fabrics imported.
1:16:02
They look more like
they were deported.
1:16:03
Too loud. Too quiet.
All right...
1:16:05
but take the padding
out of the shoulders.
1:16:06
That's not bad.
Belt on the back?
1:16:09
I thought that went out
with high-buttoned shoes.
1:16:10
High-buttoned shoes?
I have some right here.
1:16:12
Never mind. Take that stuff
into the conference room.
1:16:14
I want these ready
in twenty-four hours.
1:16:15
Twenty-four hours?
1:16:16
Where's the morning coat
and striped pants?
1:16:17
My assistant is bringing them.
1:16:18
Those I want fitted right away.
1:16:19
- Schmuck.
- What did you say?
1:16:21
Schmuck. Jewelry.
1:16:23
Oh. Come with me. You, too.
1:16:29
Sitzen machen.
1:16:30
A strong, healthy girl like you
should not be cutting nails.
1:16:32
You should be cutting
wheat in the Ukraine.
1:16:35
Leave it a little longer
on the sides, like Sal Mineo.
1:16:38
Pick a couple of wedding rings.
1:16:39
Left foot, please.
1:16:40
Do you like these?
1:16:41
Gold? Never.
1:16:42
I prefer the honest steel
of the guns of Stalingrad.
1:16:44
You guys are always
yakking about disarmament.
1:16:46
We might as well start
right here and now.
1:16:48
Stand up, please.
1:16:49
He's also giving you
an engagement ring.
1:16:50
- He is?
- I am?
1:16:51
They're too big.
1:16:53
I assume the gentleman
will wear socks.
1:16:55
Not if I can help it.
1:16:56
Waist thirty-one.
Sit down, please.
1:16:58
I want this one.
1:16:59
- How much?
- Eight thousand marks.