1:00:02
Where am I gonna find a husband?
In Macy's basement?
1:00:05
They don't sell 'em there, boss.
1:00:18
Yeah.
1:00:22
Me?
1:00:24
You.
1:00:26
I think he'd be just precious!
1:00:29
Oh, that would be a great idea.
1:00:31
There's only one problem.
1:00:34
I got a wife that's very fussy.
1:00:37
She don't like for me
to go around marryin' people!
1:00:41
Now, I know that might sound
very selfish to you,
1:00:44
but she's very funny that way.
1:00:49
I know his wife. He's right.
She's a selfish buffalo.
1:00:52
- Dude?
- What?
1:00:55
I got an idea.
1:00:57
What?
1:00:59
I know one real gentleman
I'm sure we can trust.
1:01:03
We? Oh, now we're all partners!
1:01:06
You know Judge Blake?
1:01:10
Judge Henry G Blake. That's our man.
1:01:14
When did you ever trust a judge?
1:01:16
For a proposition like this
we need a guy with class, with dignity,
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a gentleman of the old school, and...
1:01:24
a thief.
1:01:27
Judge Blake, the guy that told you you
could shoot pool was yankin' your ankle.
1:01:32
Sucker's ready to bite.
1:01:34
Up in Providence, where I'm out of,
an amateur like you would lose his pants.
1:01:38
An excellent argument
for never visiting Providence.
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I hate to do this to you, Judge,
but I got a reputation to keep up.
1:01:47
- And that does it.
- Astonishing!
1:01:49
Willie Hoppe couldn't do better.
1:01:51
You pool-hall poltroons.
1:01:53
Once again you lured me into a game with
a master, solely for your own amusement.
1:01:59
- You're just warmin' up. Another game?
- I came here to slay a sombre afternoon,