1:03:01
- Come on, Your Honour. It's your shot.
- By your leave, sir. My pigeon is cooing.
1:03:06
A little shaky, huh, Judge?
1:03:08
My boy, the impatient blade
is about to descend...
1:03:12
on your red hick's neck.
1:03:17
Oho!
1:03:23
Oho!
1:03:27
That was the bedroom.
1:03:29
Over here, that's the billiard room.
1:03:31
Down here's the guest rooms.
1:03:33
- Pretty classy layout, huh, Judge?
- Lovely, lovely.
1:03:37
The beauty of the Taj Mahal,
the serenity of Melrose Abbey.
1:03:41
Sir, "If thou wouldst view
fair Melrose aright..."
1:03:43
"Go visit it by the pale moonlight."
1:03:46
"For the gay beams of lightsome day
Gild, but to flout, the ruins grey."
1:03:51
- Oh, my!
- To Scott.
1:03:54
- He'll do.
- Yeah.
1:03:59
Judge, think you could force yourself
to shack up here for a week?
1:04:02
- Is he for real?
- He comes with the coop.
1:04:05
If this is a deal, you get yourself
a new set of rags and 100 clams.
1:04:09
What do you expect from me for all this
opulence? I'm a poor hand at violence.
1:04:14
You're a lock for this gag.
All you gotta do is be a husband.
1:04:17
A husband? Impossible.
I'm twice a widower now,
1:04:21
thanks to my fleetness of foot
and the grace of distance.
1:04:24
No, you don't have to marry the dame.
Just be a husband for one week.
1:04:28
Queenie! Come here a minute, will you?
1:04:30
Judge, you've heard of
Queenie Martin, haven't you?
1:04:33
My cup runneth over.
1:04:36
Queenie, meet the judge.
1:04:39
I told you I'd find you a good husband.
1:04:41
Madam, this is a great honour,
1:04:43
a rare experience,
1:04:45
and a pulsating pleasure.
1:04:48
Oh, Your Honour.
1:04:50
Yeah. With a new set of clothes
he'll just make it fine.
1:04:53
Thank you. I'll do my best. But at my age
the libido is most unpredictable.
1:04:59
Don't worry about that.