1:12:03
Excuse me. I'm the ship news reporter.
1:12:06
You lookin' for somebody, kid? What is it?
1:12:08
- You talking to me?
- No, your Aunt Tillie.
1:12:11
- They made me the ship news reporter.
- No kiddin'?
1:12:14
- I gotta check the passengers.
- There's no passengers on that boat.
1:12:17
- What do you call those people?
- Spanish sailors. They all dress like that.
1:12:22
- Hey, what kind of a gag is this?
- This is no gag. You gotta go to pier four.
1:12:26
- The Jersey ferry just hit an iceberg.
- Then it got shot up by a submarine.
1:12:31
- One of ours.
- A catastrophe.
1:12:33
- Terrible thing.
- Worse than the Lusitania.
1:12:36
Take this man to pier four in the Bronx.
1:12:38
- Pier four ain't in the Bronx.
- It's in the Bronx. It moved.
1:12:43
- How many is that?
- That's five, and we're runnin' out of cars.
1:12:46
You wait here
while I get Count Romero.
1:12:51
You will come with me.
1:12:53
Take a walk.
1:12:57
I want you to take some
very good pictures of the count.
1:13:00
- Can I help you, mister?
- I doubt it, sir.
1:13:02
- I am the Spanish consul and...
- I was just looking for you.
1:13:05
- You were?
- Yes. Immigration.
1:13:07
We're holding Count Romero
because of some rare Spanish disease.
1:13:11
Rare disease? But there is
no such thing as a Spanish disease.
1:13:15
- Lieutenant.
- Yes, Sergeant?
1:13:17
It's worse than expected. They say they'll
take the count away in a straitjacket.
1:13:23
I'm sure the consul here
can straighten things out.
1:13:26
- Take the consul to the count's cabin.
- Aye aye, sir.
1:13:28
- This way.
- Don't get too close to the count.
1:13:31
This is fantastic! I am going to take this
to the secretary of state himself.
1:13:36
You should, sir.
1:13:42
Looks like the Dude's
got a new swindle going.
1:13:45
The Dude's too smart to pull anything
in the open. Let's go.
1:13:48
Wait a minute. Let's have
a little chat with him anyway.
1:13:52
OK.
1:13:53
Gangway. Gangway. Gangway.
1:13:57
Mr Dude, sir, a couple of coppers
are comin' to put the arm on you.