:02:02
And if they're afraid of horses,
:02:05
they're certainly not going to let them
use real rocks on them.
:02:10
Mistreated girl, you think.
:02:13
She was formerly middleweight
champion of the Marine Corps.
:02:17
The lovers... In real life,
these two are man and wife.
:02:23
All right. Here we go for a take.
:02:26
Would you mind not sitting on my jacket?
:02:29
If I had my way, stupid,
I'd be sitting in another state.
:02:34
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
:02:36
Well, listen, nitwit, if it wasn't for me...
:02:39
If it wasn't for you...
:02:41
You imitation of a screen extra,
I oughta smack you right in the mouth.
:02:46
Lights. Camera. Action.
:02:52
Besides everything else,
you are the very dream that I dreamed.
:02:58
Aside from the behind-the-scenes
activities of the people on screen,
:03:04
we would like to show you the activities
:03:07
of the motion picture tsars
and tsaresses.
:03:12
So as not to make this a completely dry
and stilted documentary,
:03:18
we have acquired the services
of one of the most prominent
:03:21
and highly intelligent idiots available.