Days of Wine and Roses

Most people in your position wouldn't
even hint. They'd be too insecure.

To men of principle,
wherever they may be.

- Oh, hi, Dottie.
- What, are you spraying in there?

Spray- Oh, yes. We are.
Oh, well, now, you ought
not to do that.

You get them all stirred up,
and what's the good? You made a mess.

You've gotta think
about other people, you know.

Well, I mean, look- I don't like to
complain, but, I mean, this is ridiculous.

They don't bother anybody.
They don't destroy anything.

You leave them alone,
they leave you alone.

Lock up what you don't want
crawled over.

But you start spraying stuff
on the walls, and look at the mess.

- What are you trying to do up there?
- Somebody spraying up there?

- You know what you're doing?
- I'm choking to death.

- What are you doing?
- You just come in off the prairie?

People living in apartment buildings
gotta learn to leave roaches alone.

Well, look, you should see
what they're doing to us up here.

- This is ridiculous.
- What's the matter with you people?

Now what am I supposed to do?
I mean, you've got them all mad.
- They're all going crazy, you know?
- I don't know.

I'm sorry.
Didn't I tell you?
You've undermined the whole
base of metabolism of the building.

I'm warning you, Joe, you better-
You better- You-
You better grow a beard
and move out of town...

...because those roaches saw you...
...and the word-