:00:39
If a man answers your phone
when I call
:00:44
Whoa, there's gonna be some screamin'
and that ain't all
:00:49
'Cause if I'm-a here callin' you
:00:52
Then who's the who
I'm talkin' to
:00:54
Why, any fool could see
:00:57
That for sure it ain't me
:00:59
So if a man answers your phone
then, honey, we're through
:01:05
Now, everything between us
used to be fine
:01:10
Until I became a third party
:01:12
Where there ain't no party line
You hear me talkin'
:01:15
Gonna hang-a this phone up now
and dial again
:01:20
Whoa, and there better be a soprano
on the other end
:01:25
'Cause if the voice is baritone
:01:28
When you told me
you'd be home alone
:01:31
Well, then I'm wastin' my time
not to mention my dime
:01:37
So if a man answers your phone
then, honey, I'm gone