1:04:00
And then Gene can
go get you a cab.
1:04:03
I get the message.
About your book, Chantal,
1:04:06
thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
1:04:09
Any fool can see that this is
a great big hunting hound,
1:04:11
and you've turned him
into a little lap dog.
1:04:13
That book can't be too hot, Chantal.
1:04:16
Training shouldn't break
the spirit of the beast.
1:04:19
No thanks to the cab also.
1:04:21
"How to Train Man's Best Friend."
Say, what gives with this book?
1:04:25
Whose is it?
Maman's.
1:04:27
Oh, she loaned it to you
to train Mrs. Appley's offspring, huh?
1:04:29
Um...
1:04:33
Play it, Deborah. Play it.
Ava has to go.
1:04:39
Just a minute, Tina. There's something
funny going on with this book...
1:04:42
and all those doggy remarks
you've been making.
1:04:44
Now why would Chantal give you this book
anyway? You don't have a dog, do you?
1:04:47
- Well, now that you mention it, they do all seem to turn out to be.
- Can't anybody speak so I can understand?
1:04:52
My dear, you must have had a terrible
time with him. He's not very quick.
1:04:55
Good-bye, Tina,
and thanks awfully.
1:04:58
A terrible time doing what?
1:05:00
Why, didn't you know, pet? That's
why you're such a model husband.
1:05:04
Because you're so well-trained...
by the rules in that book.
1:05:10
Good-bye, Chantal.
1:05:12
And you're welcome... awfully.
1:05:19
"Praise is important.
Remember this in training your pet.
1:05:22
"How to make him fetch and carry.
How to make him follow.
1:05:26
"How to make the words 'Come here'
mean something pleasurable.
1:05:29
"When he comes,
1:05:31
"reward him,
1:05:33
scratch him behind the ear."
1:05:37
- How could you do this to me?
- I did it for us... for our marriage.
1:05:41
Oh, when I think of it...
From the day we were married,
1:05:43
you've been training me like a...
like a... -
1:05:48
I didn't start the day we were married.
Not for weeks and weeks.
1:05:52
I'm amazed you waited so long. Weren't you
afraid I'd make a mess in front of company?
1:05:56
May I explain, please? Explain?
What is there to explain?