:39:01
Well, they were two little honeys,
weren't they?
:39:04
- Well, they're not dead, darling.
- Not technically, no.
:39:07
- I know.
- Just "bye-bye, kids."
:39:09
Oh, now, Rog, really,
you're just being maudlin.
:39:11
And as for those
two fellas down thereĀ
:39:13
I'm scared to death I'll run into them someday
on the street without their wives...
:39:17
and won't even recognize them!
:39:19
Stan's the one who needs the haircut.
:39:21
Do you realize that I've seen
Mr. Stanley Carver...
:39:25
exactly three times
in my whole life before today?
:39:28
The next time I saw him after meeting him
for five minutes in Cleveland was at the altar.
:39:33
"The dark one on the left,"
somebody said.
:39:35
And I gave my own flesh-and-blood daughter
to this complete stranger.
:39:39
"The dark one on the left."
:39:41
That's what we call "marriage," Rog.
:39:43
I'll bet I know 150 guys better than that,
including my barber.
:39:47
Netta Nickerson's never
even seen her son-in-law.
:39:50
Julie married him in Las Vegas
at the Wee Kirk of the Cactus.
:39:53
It doesn't make any difference. I can't ever
think of anything to say to him anyway.
:39:57
Now you're just being absurd.
:39:59
No. Once we've found out how each other's
getting along, we're both dead.
:40:03
I know you haven't got
much in common with him...
:40:06
but couldn't you at least
ask him about his work?
:40:08
Well, honey,
what can you possibly ask a biophysicist?
:40:12
I wouldn't know whether
I was pronouncing it right even.
:40:16
Very well then,
since we're strictly off the record...
:40:19
how do you like these apples?
:40:21
You can have my share of Byron too.
:40:34
Bless your wicked little heart.
:40:37
Did you ever see such a windbag?
:40:40
You know,
I was talking to him one night...
:40:43
and I suddenly realized
I was apologizing to him...
:40:46
for not hating my mother.
:40:48
What are we going to do, Rog?
:40:50
All right. Now, look, honey.
:40:52
I read somewhere once that you can't
live anybody's life but your own...
:40:56
and you're nuts to try to.
:40:57
I'll bet that goes for families too...