:24:02
Now you've gone too far.
:24:13
- How long have you been on the wagon?
- A year.
:24:16
Where you been, in jail?
:24:26
Let's not get all worked up.
:24:28
Have a cookie and calm down,
then you'd better go.
:24:32
Go? Was that the wrong false move?
:24:35
No, Jerry.
:24:37
I've an ironclad rule. I wouldn't sleep with
Christopher Columbus on the first date.
:24:42
You want me to be promiscuous?
:24:45
Besides, this routine
you've been giving me,
:24:48
you couldn't have planned it better
to be turned down.
:24:51
You're testing, how do you like that?
:24:54
You know who you're testing? Not me.
You wanna find out how you feel.
:24:58
That's a make?
Why should I sleep with you?
:25:02
A health cure?
I don't even know what's eating you.
:25:05
You've my whole life story -
and you, no news at all.
:25:09
The news is sparse but here it is.
:25:11
I'd a job, house, marriage and a life.
They all went sour.
:25:15
Now for the shining present.
:25:18
I live in a cell costing $31 a month,
hall's full of garbage.
:25:22
I awake gassed if I don't throw myself
off a bridge the night before.
:25:26
- I can't afford 19.95 for a radio!
- Sh!
:25:29
That 30 grand, you said that to show off?
:25:32
I didn't want to take candy
from a baby. I came east with $500.
:25:37
I'm trying to live on 3.50 a day.
:25:40
You spent 16.80 tonight!
:25:42
- I splurged. My birthday.
- Birthday?
:25:45
Also, I bought a dollar cigar.
:25:48
You bought your own birthday present?
:25:51
- Why didn't you tell me, Jerry?
- Why?
:25:53
- You'd have given me one?
- Sure.
:25:56
Thanks, but I'm not hinting for handouts
from lovable crackpot waifs.