:08:06
Shows you what hard work
and the will to succeed can achieve.
:08:12
By the eighth inning l'd found
a much more comfortable place
:08:15
to watch the game.
:08:16
The pitch is outside, making
the count 3-2 on the batter.
:08:19
This crowd is going out of its mind.
:08:23
Here's the pitch. And it's a base hit
right over second base.
:08:30
l have an idea the excitement
is just beginning, so don't go away.
:08:41
And now, a word
about something of interest
:08:43
to all you men in our audience.
:08:45
Fellas, if you're like l am, when
you want a lather, you want it fast.
:08:49
Well, you're looking at something
that'll wilt your beard
:08:52
faster than anything known
to science; lnsta-Shave.
:08:56
Look for it.
There's no mistaking this package.
:09:00
And now, back to the field.
:09:03
Here's the windup.
:09:07
The pitch. Strike one,
right on the inside corner.
:09:11
Here comes the next pitch.
:09:13
And there she goes.
Going, going... lt's a home run,
:09:17
over the right-field fence.
:09:19
Boy, oh, boy!
:09:20
lf you left this game early,
you've certainly missed a lot of action.
:09:25
You're fired.
:09:27
Sacked. Or as we used to put it
in the newspaper business, canned.
:09:31
Pick up your severance pay
and get out.
:09:34
Have l made myself painfully clear?
:09:38
You know, Mr. Chalmers,
:09:40
my contract with lnternational Press
was drawn by the outstanding,
:09:45
foremost, the most respected
sneaky lawyer in the business.
:09:48
l, along with the United
Automobile Workers
:09:51
and the Brotherhood of Teamsters--
Thank you.
:09:54
And the lnternational Alliance
of Theatrical Stage Employees,
:09:57
am non-cancelable.
:09:59
Modern living.
lt's ruining everything.