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approximately 600 miles an hour
as we begin our descent.
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We hope you've had a pleasant flight.
:16:34
But of course, you must
have a toast in champagne
:16:37
your first moment in France.
:16:38
At 6:00 in the morning,
l think l'd prefer orange juice.
:16:41
Oh, darling, in Paris,
we only have orange juice
:16:44
when there is a roast duck in it.
:16:46
- You peasant.
- ln this country,
:16:48
we've gotta rely on Miss Courbeau
and her buying office
:16:50
to show us the ropes. Whatever she
says goes, especially champagne.
:16:54
- My name is Felicienne, Mr. Bergner.
- Oh, beautiful.
:16:56
Oh, garçon, champagne,
s'il vous plait.
:16:58
- Certainement.
- Oh, Mr. Bergner, look. lsn't it lovely?
:17:03
Say, that's a nice view over there.
:17:05
Welcome to la belle France,
Mr. Bergner.
:17:07
- And hang on to your gold teeth.
- Lina, you're jealous.
:17:11
Why shouldn't l be? l worked
for that schmo for 1 5 years.
:17:15
And he still thinks l'm just doing it
for the money.
:17:19
Maybe l should have walked
into his office a long time ago
:17:22
and said, ''Mr. Bergner,
we simply must have breakfast.
:17:26
Prune Danish, quart of champagne.
:17:29
A poached egg on mink.''
:17:32
The only trouble with being
middle-aged is it lasts so long.
:17:36
- Perhaps this will help, madam.
- Oh, thanks a lot.
:17:39
This isn't exactly a pleasure trip.
:17:40
lf you really wanna
know the truth, l'm in exile.
:17:42
The boss' wife.
:17:44
''Hot Lips'' Hannah?
:17:47
- Monsieur?
- Scotch?
:17:50
Well, they're drinking in New York.
:17:52
Un Scotch et une 7 UP.
:17:56
Harry, you ever feel
absolutely useless?
:17:57
Every morning when l get out
of the shower.
:17:59
Unfortunately,
l got a full-length mirror.