:18:01
- Yeah, well, at least you face it.
- Who faces?
:18:03
No, but, l mean, who am l fooling?
l ain't no global thinker.
:18:06
l'm just a bright boy from Texas
going to write the greatest play
:18:08
the world ever saw.
l never got past the third page.
:18:11
l got to page four.
Then my typing finger got tired.
:18:15
After that l was gonna write
the world's greatest column.
:18:18
You read it lately? Neither have l.
:18:20
Then l took up blonds for an excuse.
:18:22
A new one every week.
Sometimes four, sometimes six.
:18:25
- You know what that's a sign of?
- Stamina?
:18:28
No, loneliness. Deep, mixed-up,
cotton-picking loneliness.
:18:32
Maybe you could teach me
to be lonely too.
:18:34
Pick a different cotton every week.
:18:36
l'm telling you, boy,
l gotta get on the stick.
:18:38
l gotta come up
with something
:18:40
that's gonna be so far-out that, well,
they'll have to start shining up
:18:43
the Pulitzer prize and ordering me
back to New York
:18:45
on a chartered rose petal.
:18:47
Bon voyage.
:18:49
Now, you, you've been working here
in Paris. Now, how do you get a...
:18:53
An interview with somebody
in the French cabinet?
:18:56
- Or the old boy at the top?
- What's your angle?
:18:58
l don't know.
:19:00
Maybe his love life.
Nobody's tried that yet.
:19:03
That's good. That's very good.
:19:06
Then you can write your experiences
as the first American to be guillotined.
:19:10
- Olé.
- Frère Jacques.
:19:12
l think l'll take you to Lanvin
this afternoon.
:19:14
Tomorrow to Dior. He's one
of the best. Then St. Laurent--
:19:18
Oh, you mustn't mention
that you've been to the other houses.
:19:20
lt's absolutely a civil war. Why,
you have to have passports to get in.
:19:25
lt's so exciting.
:19:28
You can dress in leopard
from top to bottom.
:19:30
And what woman doesn't want to have
a leopard bottom? And Pierre Cardin...
:19:34
- Who's that?
- l don't know.
:19:36
Some dame l met in the men's room.
:19:42
Why not? This is Paris.
:19:47
Paris isn't the Eiffel Tower...
:19:51
...the Arc de Triomphe...
:19:54
...or the Sacré Coeur.
:19:57
This is Paris.
:19:59
How'd you like to take
a sightseeing bus around that?