1:35:01
l gave her the same advice
her mother would have given her.
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- Like what?
- l told her to go out and get drunk.
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- Why not?
- Are you in love with her?
1:35:07
What are you talking about?
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l'm talking about
l don't want her hanging around
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1 5 years waiting for you
to get to be an old schlemiel.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1:35:14
Tomorrow she's leaving
the country.
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lf you're not in love with her,
you must be an awful stupid jerk,
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falling for those cock-and-bull
stories she's been feeding you.
1:35:21
- You can say that again.
- Camille, yet.
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She must be a stupid girl for letting
me believe it. Why not tell the truth?
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- What would you have done?
- l'd have strangled her.
1:35:30
- See, l told you.
- Are you in love with her?
1:35:33
She's taken a perfectly
normal human being...
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A bachelor, a happy man
in the prime of life,
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all womanhood spread out
in front of him like a buffet lunch.
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Cut him down to nothing.
What a masquerade that
1:35:45
shouldn't have fooled a
nearsighted baboon at mating time.
1:35:48
Answer the question.
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- You wanna hear it?
- Yes.
1:35:51
All right, yes.
1:35:54
Yes.
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lt must be a new kind of love. Ought to
bottle it and sell it for lnstant Stupid.
1:36:00
l couldn't even
see through her mascara.
1:36:02
What am l gonna write home, huh?
''l want a girl, just like the girl
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that Daddy met in the men's room.''
1:36:10
This whole crazy sex business was
designed to make men idiots.
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- And women mothers.
- Don't knock it.
1:36:16
Unless you've got
something better.
1:36:19
Yeah, well, l guess you get right
down to it, there isn't anything better.
1:36:23
But before l admit it to her,
l'll pull her through the ringer.
1:36:28
Crawling to me with her tail between
her legs, whining for forgiveness.
1:36:31
And if she doesn't,
what are you gonna do to her?
1:36:34
l'm gonna give--
1:36:36
l'll--
1:36:38
Yeah? What?
1:36:41
l'll come up with something.
1:36:48
Well, hello, Mimi, baby.
1:36:51
l didn't know whether you'd be here
at the old roost tonight or not.
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Why, every night l'm at this cafe
waiting for whatever life has in store.
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And you have
the busiest store in town.