:43:02
- Oh, my heavens!
- lt's them or us.
:43:14
- What happened?
- Are you all right?
:43:16
- What's wrong?
- lt was just Randolph's chemicals.
:43:19
No, a mixture ot iron sultide
plus two parts H2SO4.
:43:23
Smart boy you have there. It isn't
every lad who can make a stench bomb.
:43:25
- Which brings me to Mr. Birdie.
- Mr. Peterson is really a biochemist.
:43:29
- l couldn't care less.
- l have one tormula, a secret.
:43:32
lt's miraculous because it increases
the work output of domestic animals.
:43:35
- Now about this Birdie.
- lt speeds up the reflexes.
:43:38
An ox, for instance,
could outrun a racehorse.
:43:40
By adding in his tormula,
a hen will lay three eggs a day.
:43:43
Three eggs a day? lt that's so,
you could make a million times--
:43:46
l've been nursing
this compound for years.
:43:48
- Still needs more tests, but it works.
- Aren't you in farming?
:43:52
- He's McAtee Fertilizer.
- Oh, yes.
:43:54
- Been in it tor 20 years.
- Really?
:43:56
But l may be out if--
:43:57
lt you and Albert got together,
you could revolutionize farm production.
:44:01
Would you like a demonstration?
Do you have a hen?
:44:05
- How about trying it on that?
- A tortoise? l don't know.
:44:08
Sure! lt won't bite.
Here. Let me.
:44:14
Ot course, there isn't
much demand for turtle eggs.
:44:17
But if it really works
on tarm animals...
:44:21
maybe you and me
could do some business.
:44:26
l'll sure need something it l let Kim
go through with this Birdie stutf.
:44:29
Some of Harry's customers
are against it.
:44:31
Yeah, and so l've decided
it's absolutely out of the question.
:44:34
Your neighbors are just
going to be thrilled...
:44:36
when they see the two of you
on The Ed Sullivan Show.
:44:41
The Ed Sullivan Show.
:44:43
- We were saving that as a surprise.
- Yes, a surprise.
:44:47
Me on Ed Sullivan?
:44:49
Oh, l'd die. What would l wear?
:44:51
- We'll find something.
- Gee, Ed Sullivan.
:44:53
He's my favorite human.
:44:55
That's why l decided to let Kim go on
in the first place.
:44:59
Me on The Ed Sullivan Show?