:56:00
Have you got a bullet I could bite,
like they do in the movies?
:56:03
Are you really
Carson Dyle's brother?
:56:06
Would you like to see
my passport?
:56:08
Passport?
What kind of a proof is that?
:56:11
- Well, would you like to see
where I was tattooed?
- Yes.
:56:14
All right,
we'll drive around that way.
:56:18
You could at least tell me
what your first name is these days.
:56:22
Alexander.
:56:25
Okay, Alexander.
:56:27
- You're done.
- Good.
:56:28
You're a new man.
:56:31
I'm sorry the old one
couldn't tell you the truth,
:56:34
but I had to find out
your part in all this.
:56:37
Is there a Mrs. Dyle?
:56:39
Yes, but we're divorced.
:56:43
I thought that was Peter Joshua.
:56:45
I'm just as difficult
to live with as he was.
:56:49
Alex, how can you tell
if anyone's lying or not?
:56:53
- You can't.
- There must be some way.
:56:56
There's an old riddle
about two tribes of Indians.
:56:59
The Whitefeet always tell the truth
and the Blackfeet always lie.
:57:02
One day you meet an Indian,
you say,
:57:04
"Hey, Indian, what are you, a truthful
Whitefoot or a lying Blackfoot?"
:57:07
He says, "I'm a truthful Whitefoot."
But which is he?
:57:13
Why couldn't you just
look at his feet?
:57:15
Because he's wearing moccasins.
:57:17
Well, then,
he's a truthful Whitefoot, of course.
:57:19
Why not a lying Blackfoot?
:57:22
- Which one are you?
- A truthful Whitefoot.
:57:28
Come in.
:57:30
- Sit down.
- Why? Do you wanna look at my feet?
:57:32
Yes.
:57:34
- Uh...
- Ohh.
:57:36
Hey, knock it off.
Come on, Reggie, listen to me.
:57:39
Here it comes,
the fatherly talk.
:57:41
- You forget I'm already a widow.
- So was Juliet, at 15.
:57:44
- But I'm not 15.
- Well, that's your trouble...
you're too old for me.
:57:47
- Can't you be serious?
- Oh! You just said a horrible word.
:57:50
- What did I say?
- Serious.
:57:53
When a man gets to be my age, that's
the last word he ever wants to hear.
:57:56
I don't want to be serious,
and I especially don't want you to be.