Irma la Douce
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:16:35
- What'll it be, Officer? Cognac?
- No, no. I never drink when I'm on duty.

:16:39
In fact, I never drink when I'm off duty.
Maybe just a little glass of Vichy water.

:16:49
Looking for something, Officer?
:16:53
- What do you know about that hotel?
- Casanova slept there in 1763.

:16:58
I'm not talking about 1763. Since
I've been here, four couples walked in.

:17:01
Monday is always a slow night.
:17:05
Just between us, would you have even
a vague idea what they're doing in there?

:17:09
I have a very definite idea.
They're making love.

:17:12
- That's illegal.
- Shows you the kind of world we live in.

:17:15
Love is illegal, but not hate.
:17:18
That you can do anywhere,
anytime, to anybody.

:17:20
But if you want a little warmth, a shoulder
to cry on, a smile to cuddle up with...

:17:25
...you have to hide in dark corners
like a criminal. Pfui!

:17:28
- I wouldn't call that love.
- Spoken like a petit bourgeois.

:17:33
It's flagrant vice
and must be stamped out.

:17:36
My dear boy, your thinking is not
only fuzzy, it's economically unsound.

:17:40
And I know what I'm talking about.
:17:42
I used to be professor
of economics at the Sorbonne.

:17:45
- A professor?
- For six years, but that's another story.

:17:48
Then you should agree decent citizens
have a right to be protected from this.

:17:52
Let's take one, married for 20 years,
works hard all day selling baby carriages.

:17:56
In the evening he wants
a little fun, companionship.

:17:59
So he comes to Rue Casanova. He meets
a girl, she gives him companionship...


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