1:05:00
I have a silver plate in this elbow.
Sink the Bismarck, that was.
1:05:04
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- I have one eye, one elbow, it's not tragic.
1:05:10
What is tragic, however...
1:05:13
- I'd rather not talk about it.
- Well, if you'd rather not.
1:05:17
I was in a Japanese prison camp
on the River Kwai.
1:05:20
There was a rather nasty explosion.
1:05:24
Whole ruddy bridge fell down on me.
1:05:30
When they dug me up, I was
only half a man, a hollow shell.
1:05:39
- You've been through a lot, haven't you?
- Well, mad dogs and Englishmen, eh?
1:05:44
With Lawrence in Arabia, with
Sherpa Tenzing up the Himalayas.
1:05:49
And then there was
the charge of the Light Brigade.
1:05:53
India, you know. Gunga Din, eh?
1:05:56
Bengal Lancers. Ta, ta!
1:05:58
Served under Commander Whitehead.
1:06:01
And then there was the RAF and the BBC.
1:06:04
Ah! Dunkirk! Ha-ha!
But that's another story.
1:06:26
- Say, have you seen Irma around?
- No.
1:06:29
She went up at midnight
and hasn't come down yet.
1:06:31
- That's six hours.
- You should have seen the guy.
1:06:34
He was an old goat with a beard. I didn't
even think he'd make it up the stairs.
1:06:43
- Ah, by George, I've done it again.
- One more.
1:06:47
Oh, I'm afraid not.
1:06:50
Oh.
1:06:52
I'd better dash to the airport
if I'm not to miss my plane.
1:06:56
- It was rather fun, for a change.
- Oh, thank you.