Irma la Douce
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:57:01
I promise you, this is absolutely
the last pack I'll ever smoke.

:57:06
All right, we're going.
:57:09
See you later.
:57:13
Must be German tourists.
Short leather pants.

:57:16
Shut up! Tourists, sailors, wholesalers!
I'd like to kill 'em all.

:57:21
- Listen to him, Jack the Ripper.
- What am I gonna do?

:57:25
Suppose there was just one man,
a rich customer who gave her 500 francs.

:57:30
- Would that make you any happier?
- No.

:57:32
Maybe it would make me
a little less miserable.

:57:34
How about Monsieur Barnathan,
the goose-liver king?

:57:37
That nasty old man with the gout?
She wouldn't like it.

:57:40
Monsieur Leonelli, owns six restaurants,
comes every morning to do the market?

:57:44
- I don't know him.
- A tall young man, very good-looking.

:57:47
I wouldn't like it.
:57:52
What about one of those
Englishmen who drop in here?

:57:57
You know, Rolls-Royce,
Oxford, Coldstream Guards.

:58:00
- They're harmless enough.
- You don't understand.

:58:03
I don't want anybody
to make love to her, except me.

:58:06
Sentimental slob.
:58:13
I say there, old chap, l'addition.
:58:15
That's two onion soups,
a bottle of wine, 15 francs.

:58:18
Capital onion soup, capital.
:58:21
Pity we don't have rubber pockets,
we could smuggle some back to London.

:58:31
An Englishman?
:58:34
Maybe that wouldn't be such a bad idea.
:58:36
- It's worth a try. I say, there!
- No, no, no.

:58:39
No?
:58:40
Listen, Moustache, would you lend me
500 francs? That's the perfect solution.

:58:44
You give me the money, I give it to Irma,
Irma gives it back to me...

:58:48
...and I give it back to you. It's very simple.
:58:51
- What?
- Don't you see?

:58:52
Irma's going to have a rich lover
and it's going to be me.

:58:57
- You're mad.
- Yes, I'm mad!

:58:59
I'm desperate. This is the only way out,
and you're gonna help me.


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