1:04:02
Don't worry about the money.
You take the red, I'll take the blue, hm?
1:04:05
I once knew a gentleman and all he'd
do is scatter some marbles on the floor...
1:04:10
...and make me
pick them up with my toes.
1:04:12
How odd.
1:04:15
- I never played double solitaire before.
- We play off on each other's aces, hm?
1:04:27
The rain in Spain stays
mainly in the plain, you know.
1:04:30
- No, I didn't know.
- Hm, it's a fact.
1:04:33
That's where I met my wife,
in Spain, in the rain, in the plain.
1:04:38
I was stationed in Gibraltar.
1:04:42
- Your wife, Lady X, is she beautiful?
- Very, and very passionate.
1:04:45
So I can't really blame her.
1:04:48
You see, I came back
from the war a shattered man.
1:04:52
- I was wondering about your eye.
- Oh, bit of detached retina.
1:04:56
Happened at Navarone. Those beastly
guns popping off all the time.
1:05:00
I have a silver plate in this elbow.
Sink the Bismarck, that was.
1:05:04
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- I have one eye, one elbow, it's not tragic.
1:05:10
What is tragic, however...
1:05:13
- I'd rather not talk about it.
- Well, if you'd rather not.
1:05:17
I was in a Japanese prison camp
on the River Kwai.
1:05:20
There was a rather nasty explosion.
1:05:24
Whole ruddy bridge fell down on me.
1:05:30
When they dug me up, I was
only half a man, a hollow shell.
1:05:39
- You've been through a lot, haven't you?
- Well, mad dogs and Englishmen, eh?
1:05:44
With Lawrence in Arabia, with
Sherpa Tenzing up the Himalayas.
1:05:49
And then there was
the charge of the Light Brigade.
1:05:53
India, you know. Gunga Din, eh?
1:05:56
Bengal Lancers. Ta, ta!
1:05:58
Served under Commander Whitehead.