1:53:01
"All the trials and tribulation!
Better settle down and get meself a wife
1:53:07
"And the wife would cook and sew for me
And come for me, and go for me
1:53:11
"And go for me and nag at me
The finger she would wag at me
1:53:15
"The money she would take from me
A misery, she'd make from me
1:53:19
"I think I'd better think it out again!
1:53:25
"A wife you can keep, anyway
I'd rather sleep, anyway
1:53:32
"Left without anyone in the world
And I'm starting from now
1:53:38
"So, how to win friends
and to influence people?
1:53:44
"So, how?
1:53:49
"I'm reviewing the situation
1:53:55
"I must quickly look up everyone I know:
1:53:58
"Titled people with a station
Who'll help me make an impressive show!
1:54:06
"I will own a suite at Claridge's
and run a fleet of carriages
1:54:09
"And wave at all the duchesses
With friendliness, as much as is
1:54:12
"Befitting of my new estate
Good morrow to you, Magistrate!
1:54:19
"I think I'd better think it out again
1:54:24
"So, where shall I go? Somebody?
1:54:29
"Who do I know? Nobody!
1:54:33
"All my dearest companions
Have always been villains and thieves
1:54:39
"So, at my time of life I should start
Turning over new leaves?
1:54:45
"I'm reviewing the situation:
1:54:51
"If you want to eat
you've got to earn a bob!
1:54:54
"Is it such a humiliation
For a robber to perform an honest job?