:28:00
- Is it all right if l smoke?
- Oh, yes, of course.
:28:04
- Have one of mine.
- Thank you.
:28:08
- Ah.
- Well, have one of mine.
:28:10
Mm? Oh, thank you.
:28:13
That's very kind of you.
Very, very kind of you.
:28:15
- That's all right.
- Allow me.
:28:19
- Thank you. Other way around.
- Hm? What? Oh.
:28:22
It tastes very bad when you do that.
:28:28
Well, now...
:28:31
Are you comfortable?
:28:33
- They should have these chairs in prison.
- Most certainly.
:28:37
- As l recall, the furniture is deplorable.
- Terrible. Might as well sit on the floor.
:28:42
Yes, it's high time that somebody
did something about it, don't you think?
:28:46
Sure.
:28:47
As a matter of fact, l will do
something about it this very moment.
:28:52
- Give me the prison superintendent.
- (man) Yes, sir.
:28:56
Sometimes it's necessary to cut through
red tape and strike directly at the heart.
:29:01
Prison is bad enough
without uncomfortable furniture.
:29:04
(phone rings)
:29:07
Yes?
:29:09
Superintendent,
this is lnspector Clouseau.
:29:11
When are you going to do something
about that terrible furniture?
:29:16
We are not savages.
This is not the Middle Ages.
:29:18
I mean, you are running a house
of correction, not a torture chamber.
:29:23
That made him think. I suggest you take
the matter under serious consideration.
:29:28
If one is to cope with a modern criminal,
it is necessary to use modern methods.
:29:33
You can't have a contemporary prison
without, uh, contemporary furniture.
:29:38
Yes. Well, that's my opinion anyway.
:29:42
Oh. And the same to you, Superintendent.
:29:47
Filthy swine.
:29:48
You're not at all like a policeman.
:29:53
Your dossier.
:29:56
I always keep my important documents
under lock and key