1:11:08
Operator? This is
Group Captain Lionel Mandrake.
1:11:11
I'm speaking from
Burpelson Air Force Base.
1:11:13
Something urgent has come up and I want
you to place a person-to-person call...
1:11:17
with President Merkin Muffley
in the Pentagon, Washington, D.C.
1:11:22
Burpelson3-9-1-8-0.
1:11:26
No, I'm perfectly serious.
The President ofthe United States.
1:11:31
I'm sorry,
I haven't got enough change.
1:11:34
Could you make this
a collect call, Operator?
1:11:50
Just one second, Operator.
Theywon't accept the call.
1:11:53
Haveyou got 55 cents?
1:11:55
Doyou think I'd go into combat
with loose change in my pocket?
1:12:01
Operator, look.
1:12:04
Is it possible to make this
an ordinary trunk call?
1:12:07
Well, what doyou call it?
You know--
1:12:10
Oh, station-to-station.
1:12:17
Oh, blast!
I'm still 20 cents short.
1:12:23
Operator, hold on.
I shan't keepyou a second.
1:12:26
Colonel, that Coca-Cola machine.
I wantyou to shoot the lock offit.
1:12:30
There may be change in there.
1:12:36
That's private property.
1:12:38
Can you possibly imagine
what is going to happen toyou...
1:12:41
your frame outlook,
way oflife and everything...
1:12:43
when they learn you have obstructed
a phone call to the president?
1:12:48
Can you imagine?
Shoot it off!.
1:12:52
Shoot with the gun! That's what
the bullets are for, you twit!
1:12:56
Okay, I'm gonna get
your money foryou.
1:12:59
But ifyou don't get the president on
the phone, you know what's gonna happen?